Scribblings of a Sgt.

"Everyone may not be good but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future." - Oscar Wilde

jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

(Source: adteachings, via ruinedchildhood)

sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

(via fake-mermaid)

fandomwhore123:

Is that his real face? It looks like he’s wearing one of the masks from the purge

(Source: thedoctorisinravenclaw, via tahlius)

(Source: gorditaputa, via fuck-off-666)

matthewsagan:

when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like

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(Source: matthewsagan, via laugh-addict)

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

(via fake-mermaid)

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

(via rnichaelfatica)

rupsidaisy:

is that… not what she says……….

rupsidaisy:

is that… not what she says……….

(Source: australianpikachu, via laugh-addict)

handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

(via helpmetohelpyou)

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

(via helpmetohelpyou)

thecityofpaper:

do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order

(Source: nolongerthecityofpaper, via fake-mermaid)

killuangel:

"it’s like freud always said," says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily

(Source: guuest, via scotch-bingington-winchester)

nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”

nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything

(Source: hobnobbly, via helpmetohelpyou)