Scribblings of a Sgt.

"Everyone may not be good but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future." - Oscar Wilde

dennys:

Smart. Sophisticated. Made of Pancakes. Definitely a favorite this year.  

dennys:

Smart. Sophisticated. Made of Pancakes. Definitely a favorite this year.  

dennys:

This year, we’re going above and beyond. We’ve listened to our customers and think we’ve come up with something you all are going to really love. The Grand Slam Plus! Now with a bigger, more obtrusive plate!

dennys:

This year, we’re going above and beyond. We’ve listened to our customers and think we’ve come up with something you all are going to really love. The Grand Slam Plus! Now with a bigger, more obtrusive plate!

(via helpmetohelpyou)

awashinreverb:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.

This meme is so good it has end credits

awashinreverb:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.

This meme is so good it has end credits

(via vampire-ninja1)

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via macurban)

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

(via fake-mermaid)

khaleesi:

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

these angels of light brought me a brownie topped with cookie dough at midnight once

(via losttococaine)

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

image

(via vampire-ninja1)

lacigreen:

farfromthepacific:

cigarettesandwaffles:

Me if you use those fingers correctly.

omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking 

a million gallons of fun

lacigreen:

farfromthepacific:

cigarettesandwaffles:

Me if you use those fingers correctly.

omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking 

a million gallons of fun

(via helpmetohelpyou)

brispeak:

acadia:

The Eddie Izzard Doctrine

Perfectly worded.

(via vampire-ninja1)

(Source: andatimeofmagic, via destinybros)