Scribblings of a Sgt.

"Everyone may not be good but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future." - Oscar Wilde

princetuggey:

chuck e cheeses full real name is charles entertainment cheese and honestly i feel appalled and lied to

(Source: ltmkillla, via 2manyeggs)

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

(Source: fiberstark, via marlasblackenedlungs)

Ok, so the kids at my school keep changing the backgrounds in the computer lab:

huffy-lemon:

mechanicalelf:

So I put this as one of the backgrounds

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Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this

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Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and

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You children…………..

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You are playing a dangerous game.

You are the best kind of teacher

(via marlasblackenedlungs)

penis-hilton:

reallylameblog:

TELL US WHY YOURE CLOSED

WHY ARE YOU PUTTING PEOPLE THROUGH THIS

(via fake-mermaid)

manafromheaven:

haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

OMG

(Source: sizvideos, via paranoidannedroid)

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

The fear of progression since the dawn of man

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

WiFi:

connected

Me:

then fucking act like it

sapphicscience:

if being gay is a sin, why did god create girls? checkmate

(via helpmetohelpyou)

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

(Source: jrcbouillabaisse, via fake-mermaid)

“Never be afraid to apologize to your child. If you lose your temper and say something in anger that wasn’t meant to be said, apologize. Children need to know that adults can admit when they are wrong.”

—   

American Humane Society (via maninsun)

This is so, so important.

(via foundbysara)

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bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

(via losttococaine)

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

(via jennyanydots123)

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